Learning Photoshop

I am in the process of learning the new Adobe Photoshop. It is kind of mind boggling how much this program actually does..... Here is one of my first attempts at taking out color in a photograph.

For cat lovers everywhere...

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. Ho wever, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regula rly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

You know you grew up in the 80's if....

You Know You Grew Up In the 80's if (thanks Crystal for this one!):

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE.

2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of
Bel-Air and can do the Carlton

3. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom

4. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock"

5. It was actually worth getting up early on a
Saturday to watch cartoons.

6. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.

7. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail
day in computer
class at school.

8. You made your mom buy one of those clips that
would hold your shirt
in a knot on the side.

9. You played the game "MASH"(Mansion, Apartment,
Shelter, House)

10. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and
were proud of it.

11. You know the profound meaning of " WAX ON , WAX
OFF"

12. You wanted to be a Goonie.

13. You ever wore fluorescent clothing.

14. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked
like before his nose
fell off and his cheeks shifted.

15. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the
only female smurf.

16. You took lunch boxes to school...and traded
Garbage Pailkids in
the schoolyard.

17. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap
bracelets.

18. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every
sentence.

19. You thought your childhood friends would never
leave because you
exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.

21. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes.

22. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept
saying "I know you
are, but what am I?"

23. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"

24. You remember going to the skating rink before
there were inline skates.

25. You have ever played with a Skip-It.

26. You remember boom boxes and walking around with
one on your
shoulder like you were all that.

27. You remember watching both Gremlins movies.

28. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was
hot.

29. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from
Melmac.

30. You remember New Kids on the Block when they
were cool...and don't
even flinch when people refer to them as "NKOTB"

31. You knew all the characters names and their life
stories on "Saved
By The Bell," The ORIGINAL class.

32. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT
THROUGH THE HEART.

33. You just sang those words to yourself.

34. You still sing "We are the World"

35. You tight rolled your jeans.

37. You remember "Where's the Beef?"

38. You used to (and probably still do)
say "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"

39. You're still singing shot through the heart in
your head, aren't you!

Where do you stand?

89% John McCain
81% Mike Huckabee
73% Mitt Romney
72% Rudy Giuliani
70% Tom Tancredo
68% Fred Thompson
54% Hillary Clinton
49% Joe Biden
49% John Edwards
48% Ron Paul
46% Barack Obama
46% Chris Dodd
46% Bill Richardson
32% Mike Gravel
24% Dennis Kucinich

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz